Fuckin a. Mondays. just kinda blaaaaahhhhhh. Slow jam hip hop beats keeping me chilled out... mostly.
Well, the Yankees are 8 games out and its getting to that part of the season where i let myself get upset about standings, gotta hang tough. I think I'm the only Yankee fan in Kingston that rocks his 5950 without a flat visor and the gold sticker still on it, just looks fricken retarded to me, who started that shit?
What else ... Daimler-Chrysler just got bought by some weird company that I've never heard of: Cerberus Capital Management. Memo: You're already a dark horse company making a $7.4bn acquisition, might want to pick a less completely sinister evil sounding name, huh? For all you that don't know, Cerberus was the mythical 3 headed evil-dog-beast that guarded the gates to hell... lil shady there guys.
UGH... otherwise. i guess i just want something NEW to happen. I'm dying for some new something to look forward to, anything, somewhere, someone... good?
Until then, can we do something about the crazy amount of fake slutty chicks luring me to join a dating site in order to look at their tits? I get like 3 a day, none of them are ever real. the profiles are entertaining tho, most of them read like:
Part 1 - 'hi guys, my name is Bambi and I'm new to the area and I'm really really shy, I'd like to meet new people but i don't get out much and have no friends. did i mention I'm really really shy? super shy, and innocent too. and shy.'
Part 2 - 'By the way, i just uploaded a bunch of pictures of me wearing nothing but a plastic lobster bib while licking honey off my best friend Tiffany (who I'm sure is pretty shy too), check them out now!'
The most awesome part of it is that the fake profiles have tons of friends and usually have some guy in the top 8 who's name is like 'E-DaWg1, 1000 fReNz MaN, PlAyIn dEm BiTcHeS, dOnT bE hAtiN!'
Enjoy yer '1000 frenz' playa, you earned it. but you and $$shiv-nuggaz$$ might have to throw down in the thunderdome over top-8 rankings...
I love myspace though, its like front row seats to the train wreck to end all train wrecks. Eventually its going to morph into some giant sentient robot intelligence and systematically hunt down all these nice shy girls, only to discover they're already being pimped out by $$shiv-nuggaz$$ and E-DaWg1, and in some fit of jealous robo-rage and disappointment, execute huge fucking swaths of the population with giant red laser beam eyes and bloody robo-claw hands, mindlessly repeating 'I HEART BAMBI' again and again until all is smoke and fire and rubble from horizon to horizon, bad ass!
*sigh* i can see it now. so cool. I'd pay a ton of dough to see that shit. For real.
I guess in the meantime I'm gonna have to be patient, keep on clicking DENY and play more BIBLE FIGHT.
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